While fall is my absolute favorite season, I have never been a huge Halloween person. This is probably because I spent the majority of my Halloweens dressed up like this:
Why would people waste time with a different costume every year? And yes, I am wearing an actual (used) dog collar and leash. My costumes went downhill from there. So downhill that I can't even remember what they were. I do, however, have an excellent recollection of which houses in the neighborhood had the best candy. That house with the orange door? They give away plastic combs and toothbrushes.
Now, if I had unlimited funds and a rocking party to attend, my dream costumes would look something more like this:
but the question remains...
are you a Betty or a Joan?